Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / October 12, the Discovery. \ | | | It was wonderful to find America, but | | it would have been more wonderful to | | miss it. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;