Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you're going to define a shortcut, \ | then make it the base [sic] darn | | shortcut you can. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;