Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Those aren't WINOS -- that's my \ | JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD | | SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY | \ SUPPLIER!! / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;