Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "You want me to put *holes* in my ears | | and hang things from them? | | | \ How... tribal." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;