Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Largely because it is so tangible and \ | exciting a program and as such will | | serve to keep alive the interest and | | enthusiasm of the whole spectrum of | | society...It is justified because...the | | program can give a sense of shared | | adventure and achievement to the | | society at large." | | | | -- Dr. Colin S. Pittendrigh, in "The | \ History of Manned Space Flight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;