Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile \ | the moment a single man contemplates | | it, bearing within him the image of a | | cathedral. | | | \ -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;