Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make \ | a snowman, someone would always end up | | saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy | | brows." Then they would get embarrassed | | because they remembered they had the | | big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad | | and eat the snowman. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;