Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / XXXVI: \ | | | The thickness of the proposal required | | to win a multimillion dollar | | | | contract is about one millimeter per | | million dollars. If all the | | | | proposals conforming to this standard | | were piled on top of each other | | | | at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it | | would probably be a good idea. XXXVII: | | | | Ninety percent of the time things will | | turn out worse than you expect. | | | | The other 10 percent of the time you | | had no right to expect so much. | | XXXVIII: | | | | The early bird gets the worm. | | | | The early worm ... gets eaten. XXXIX: | | | | Never promise to complete any project | | within six months of the end of | | | | the year -- in either direction. XL: | | | | Most projects start out slowly -- and | | then sort of taper off. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;