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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XXXVI:                                 \
|                                        |
| The thickness of the proposal required |
| to win a multimillion dollar           |
|                                        |
| contract is about one millimeter per   |
| million dollars. If all the            |
|                                        |
| proposals conforming to this standard  |
| were piled on top of each other        |
|                                        |
| at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it   |
| would probably be a good idea. XXXVII: |
|                                        |
| Ninety percent of the time things will |
| turn out worse than you expect.        |
|                                        |
| The other 10 percent of the time you   |
| had no right to expect so much.        |
| XXXVIII:                               |
|                                        |
| The early bird gets the worm.          |
|                                        |
| The early worm ... gets eaten. XXXIX:  |
|                                        |
| Never promise to complete any project  |
| within six months of the end of        |
|                                        |
| the year -- in either direction. XL:   |
|                                        |
| Most projects start out slowly -- and  |
| then sort of taper off.                |
|                                        |
\ -- Norman Augustine                    /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;