Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The full impact of parenthood doesn't \ | hit you until you multiply the number | \ of your kids by thirty-two teeth. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;