Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill \ | the turkeys, ducks and chickens; | | Disapproval would be folly; Mix the | | punch, drag out the Dickens; Deck the | | halls with hunks of holly; Even though | | the prospect sickens, Fill the cup and | | don't say when... Brother, here we go | | again. | | | | On Christmas day, you can't get sore; | | Relations sparing no expense'll, Your | | fellow man you must adore; Send some | | useless old utensil, There's time to | | rob him all the more, Or a matching pen | | and pencil, The other three hundred and | | sixty-four! Just the thing I need... | | how nice. | | | | It doesn't matter how sincere Hark The | | Herald-Tribune sings, It is, nor how | | heartfelt the spirit; Advertising | | wondrous things. Sentiment will not | | endear it; God Rest Ye Merry Merchants, | | What's important is... the price. May | | you make the Yuletide pay. | | | | Angels We Have Heard On High, Let the | | raucous sleighbells jingle; Tell us to | | go out and buy. Hail our dear old | | friend, Kris Kringle, Sooooo... Driving | | his reindeer across the sky, Don't | | stand underneath when they fly by! | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;