Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Live fast, die young, and leave a flat \ | patch of fur on the highway! | | | | -- The Squirrels' Motto (The "Hell's | \ Angels of Nature") / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;