Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Easy come and easy go, \ | | | some call me easy money, Sometimes life | | is full of laughs, | | | | and sometimes it ain't funny You may | | think that I'm a fool | | | | and sometimes that is true, But I'm | | goin' to heaven in a flash of fire, | | | | with or without you. | | | \ -- Hoyt Axton / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;