Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Choose in marriage only a woman whom \ | you would choose as a friend if she | | were a man. | | | \ -- Joubert / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;