Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A prisoner of war is a man who tries to \ | kill you and fails, and then asks you | | not to kill him. | | | \ -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;