Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Found it," the Mouse replied rather \ | crossly: "of course you know what 'it' | | means." | | | | "I know what 'it' means well enough, | | when I find a thing," said the Duck: | | "it's generally a frog or a worm. The | | question is, what did the archbishop | \ find?" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;