Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People disagree with me. I just ignore \ | them. | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of | \ C++ for the Linux kernel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;