Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Intel engineering seem to have misheard \ | Intel marketing strategy. The phrase | | was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide | | and cock up" | | | \ -- Alan Cox, iialan@www.linux.org.uk / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;