Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Creation science" has not entered the \ | curriculum for a reason so simple and | | so basic that we often forget to | | mention it: because it is false, and | | because good teachers understand | | exactly why it is false. What could be | | more destructive of that most fragile | | yet most precious commodity in our | | entire intellectual heritage -- good | | teaching -- than a bill forcing | | honorable teachers to sully their | | sacred trust by granting equal | | treatment to a doctrine not only known | | to be false, but calculated to | | undermine any general understanding of | | science as an enterprise? | | | | -- Stephen Jay Gould, "The Skeptical | \ Inquirer", Vol. 12, page 186 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;