Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Youth is when you blame all your \ | troubles on your parents; maturity is | | when you learn that everything is the | \ fault of the younger generation. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;