Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Before destruction a man's heart is \ | haughty, but humility goes before | | honour. | | | \ -- Proverbs 18:12 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;