Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "It was a Roman who said it was sweet \ | to die for one's country. The Greeks | | never said it was sweet to die for | | anything. They had no vital lies." | | | \ -- Edith Hamilton, "The Greek Way" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;