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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Q: How can I choose what groups to post \
| in? ... Q: How about an example?        |
|                                         |
| A: Ok. Let's say you want to report     |
| that Gretzky has been traded from the   |
| Oilers to the Kings. Now right away you |
| might think rec.sport.hockey would be   |
| enough. WRONG. Many more people might   |
| be interested. This is a big trade!     |
| Since it's a NEWS article, it belongs   |
| in the news.* hierarchy as well. If you |
| are a news admin, or there is one on    |
| your machine, try news.admin. If not,   |
| use news.misc.                          |
|                                         |
| The Oilers are probably interested in   |
| geology, so try sci.physics. He is a    |
| big star, so post to sci.astro, and     |
| sci.space because they are also         |
| interested in stars. Next, his name is  |
| Polish sounding. So post to             |
| soc.culture.polish. But that group      |
| doesn't exist, so cross-post to         |
| news.groups suggesting it should be     |
| created. With this many groups of       |
| interest, your article will be quite    |
| bizarre, so post to talk.bizarre as     |
| well. (And post to comp.std.mumps,      |
| since they hardly get any articles      |
| there, and a "comp" group will          |
| propagate your article further.)        |
|                                         |
| You may also find it is more fun to     |
| post the article once in each group. If |
| you list all the newsgroups in the same |
| article, some newsreaders will only     |
| show the the article to the reader      |
| once! Don't tolerate this.              |
|                                         |
| -- Brad Templeton, _Emily Postnews      |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;