Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / * joeyh_ wonders if linux is supposed \ | to lock up when you ask 100 | | | \ processes to cat the entire cd drive / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;