Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / He jests at scars who never felt a \ | wound. | | | | -- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. | \ 2" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;