Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nine-track tapes and seven-track tapes \ | And tapes without any tracks; Stretchy | | tapes and snarley tapes And tapes mixed | | up on the racks -- | | | | Take hold of the tape | | | | And pull off the strip, | | | | And then you'll be sure | | | | Your tape drive will skip. | | | \ -- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;