Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no better way of exercising \ | the imagination than the study of law. | | No poet ever interpreted nature as | | freely as a lawyer interprets truth. | | | \ -- Jean Giraudoux, "Tiger at the Gates" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;