Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are bad times just around the \ | corner, There are dark clouds hurtling | | through the sky | | | | And it's no good whining | | | | About a silver lining For we know from | | experience that they won't roll by... | | | \ -- Noel Coward / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;