Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / An editor is one who separates the \ | wheat from the chaff and prints the | | chaff. | | | \ -- Adlai Stevenson / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;