Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Is not that the nature of men and women \ | -- that the pleasure is in the learning | | of each other? | | | | -- Natira, the High Priestess of | | Yonada, "For the World is | | | | Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", | \ stardate 5476.3. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;