Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The founding fathers tried to set up a \ | judicial system where the accused | | received a fair trial, not a system to | \ insure an acquittal on technicalities. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;