Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Besides, it's good to force C \ | programmers to use the toolbox | | occasionally. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | | <1991May31.181659.28817@jpl-devvax.jpl. | \ nasa.gov> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;