Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Czechs announced after Sputnik that \ | they, too, would launch a satellite. Of | | course, it would orbit Sputnik, not | \ Earth! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;