Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you put tomfoolery into a computer, \ | nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But | | this tomfoolery, having passed through | | a very expensive machine, is somehow | | ennobled and no-one dares criticise it. | | | \ -- Pierre Gallois / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;