Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why \ | should I not send it? -- Why should I | | not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- | | Strange! I don't know why I shouldn't | | -- Well, then -- You will do me this | | favor. -- Why not? -- Why should you | | not do it? -- Why not? -- Strange! I | | shall do the same for you, when you | | want me to. Why not? Why should I not | | do it for you? Strange! Why not? -- I | | can't think why not. | | | | -- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, from a | | letter to his cousin Maria, | | | | "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", | \ Peter Schickele / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;