Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / party, n.: \ | | | A gathering where you meet people who | | drink | | | | so much you can't even remember their | \ names. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;