Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN \ | MALES | | | | SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The | | Hacker (homo computatis) Courtship & | | Mating: | | | | Due to extreme deprivation, HOMO | | COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual | | | | state of sexual readiness. Courtship | | behavior alternates between | | | | awkward shyness and abrupt advances. | | When he finally mates, he | | | | chooses a female engineer with an | | unblinking stare, a tight mouth, and | | | | a complete collection of Campbell's | | soup-can recipes. Track: | | | | Trash cans full of pale green and white | | perforated paper and old | | | | copies of the Allen-Bradley catalog. | | Comments: | | | | Extremely fond of bad puns and jokes | \ that need long explanations. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;