Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Are there those in the land of the \ | brave Who can tell me how I should | | behave | | | | When I am disgraced | | | | Because I erased | | | \ A file I intended to save? / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;