Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Running Windows on a Pentium is like \ | having a brand new Porsche but only be | | able to drive backwards with the | \ handbrake on. (Unknown source) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;