Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [regarding measures to prevent cheating \ | in quake] I mean, as long as I can make | | my rocket launcher look like a big | | twinkie, I'll be happy ;) | | | \ -- Qeyser/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;