Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If reporters don't know that truth is \ | plural, they ought to be lawyers. | | | \ -- Tom Wicker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;