Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Should I start with the time I SWITCHED \ | personalities with a BEATNIK hair | | stylist or my failure to refer five | \ TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;