Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If she had not been cupric in her ions, \ | Her shape ovoidal, Their romance might | | have flourished. But he built | | tetrahedral in his shape, His ions | | ferric, Love could not help but die, | \ Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;