Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / California, n.: \ | | | From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as | | in English "calorie" or Spanish | | "caliente"); and "fornia'" for "sexual | | intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: | | Tierra de California, "the land of hot | | sex." | | | \ -- Ed Moran / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;