Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to \ | the peculiar rather than the humorous | | ... After [an incomprehensible film | | montage about wind and sun and rain and | | strip mines and] two or three minutes | | of mechanical confusion, the seats | | locomote through a short tunnel filled | | with clock-work dinosaurs. The | | dinosaurs are depicted without accuracy | | and too close to your face. | | | | "One of the few real novelties at Epcot | | is the use of smell to aggravate | | illusions. Of course, no one knows what | | dinosaurs smelled like, but Exxon has | | decided they smelled bad. | | | | "At the other end of Dino Ditch ... | | there's a final, very addled message | | about facing challengehood | | tomorrow-wise. I dozed off during this, | | but the import seems to be that | | dinosaurs don't have anything to do | | with energy policy and neither do you." | | | \ -- P. J. O'Rourke, "Holidays in Hell" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;