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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Exxon's 'Universe of Energy' tends to  \
| the peculiar rather than the humorous   |
| ... After [an incomprehensible film     |
| montage about wind and sun and rain and |
| strip mines and] two or three minutes   |
| of mechanical confusion, the seats      |
| locomote through a short tunnel filled  |
| with clock-work dinosaurs. The          |
| dinosaurs are depicted without accuracy |
| and too close to your face.             |
|                                         |
| "One of the few real novelties at Epcot |
| is the use of smell to aggravate        |
| illusions. Of course, no one knows what |
| dinosaurs smelled like, but Exxon has   |
| decided they smelled bad.               |
|                                         |
| "At the other end of Dino Ditch ...     |
| there's a final, very addled message    |
| about facing challengehood              |
| tomorrow-wise. I dozed off during this, |
| but the import seems to be that         |
| dinosaurs don't have anything to do     |
| with energy policy and neither do you." |
|                                         |
\ -- P. J. O'Rourke, "Holidays in Hell"   /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;