Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If I could read your mind, love, What a \ | tale your thoughts could tell, Just | | like a paperback novel, The kind the | | drugstore sells, When you reach the | | part where the heartaches come, The | | hero would be me, Heroes often fail, | | You won't read that book again, because | | | | the ending is just too hard to take. | | | | I walk away, like a movie star, Who | | gets burned in a three way script, | | Enter number two, A movie queen to play | | the scene Of bringing all the good | | things out in me, But for now, love, | | let's be real I never thought I could | | act this way, And I've got to say that | | I just don't get it, I don't know where | | we went wrong but the feeling is gone | | And I just can't get it back... | | | | -- Gordon Lightfoot, "If You Could Read | \ My Mind" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;