Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / checkuary, n: \ | | | The thirteenth month of the year. | | Begins New Year's Day and ends | | | | when a person stops absentmindedly | \ writing the old year on his checks. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;