Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A furore Normanorum libera nos, O \ | Domine! | | | | [From the fury of the norsemen deliver | | us, O Lord!] | | | \ -- Medieval prayer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;