Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I will not drink! But if I do... I will \ | not get drunk! But if I do... I will | | not in public! But if I do... I will | | not fall down! But if I do... I will | | fall face down so that they cannot see | \ my company badge. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;