Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Otherwise, please speak to a doctor \ | about removing your head from your ass, | | I believe it would be beneficial to all | | involved." | | | | -- Zephaniah E. Hull, flaming someone | \ on a mailing list / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;