Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Actual war is a very messy business. \ | Very, very messy business. | | | | -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", | \ stardate 3193.0 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;